I used to get emails from random women all the time telling me how their boyfriends or husbands were neglecting them and how lonely and horny they are and asking if I'd like to come over and spend some time with them. But I don't get them anymore. I don't know where these women got my email address or why they thought I could help them but it was kinda nice to feel desired, ya know? But I guess I missed my chance cuz they don't email anymore. So let that be a lesson to you guys out there - if a strange woman emails you out of the blue, saying she's lonely and could use some company and you think to yourself, "Wow. This is too good to be true. It must be a scam." you better find out cuz they won't be after you forever.