The Return Of Mechasmack

I kinda feel bad for Halle Berry. Why can't she find a good movie? I'd even be happy to see her in Boomerang 2 right about now.

This morning as I read the Red Eye on the train, I actually laughed out loud at the review for her latest movie Perfect Stranger.

"So Godawful that it ruptured the very fabric of space and time with the sheer overpowering force of it's mediocrity."

Whew! That's rough.

I'm just going to assume that this year is unprecedented for the number of "3" movies coming out.

Spider Man 3
Pirates Of The Carribean: At World's End
Shrek The Third
Ocean's 13
The Bourne Ultimatum
Rush Hour 3
Resident Evil: Extinction

Interesting.

Damn you Kim Basinger!

That's right, I said it!

Despite what else is going on in the world, the media jumped all over Alec Baldwin for his nasty voicemail to his daughter. What's the big deal? I don't know the circumstances that led up to the anger so I don't feel I'm in a position to throw stones. I have heard here and there over the past couple of years that the divorce between Kim and Alec has gotten nasty. But I could care less about that situation and even less about this stupid voicemail. IMHO, kids these days need a good talking to or an occasional ass-whoopin' If I see one more 8-year-old cursing out his/her mom at the grocery store I might snap. I'm not condoning child abuse, but something like that would have been a death sentence back in the day.

So try as I might to ignore the "scandal", unfortunately now it has carried over into something I do care about - 30 Rock. I love this show. I'm glad that NBC has given it a chance to grow and I was really happy to hear it's coming back for a second season. And a big part of this show is Alec Baldwin. And now he's threatening to leave the show. WHAT!? They finally find something for Tracy Morgan to do where I can stand him for more than 5 minutes and now it might have to go away all because of Kim Basinger. That's right, I blame her. You know why? How else did that voicemail get "leaked." It had to be her. Until someone from CSI tells me different, I'm blaming her.