- You can exit at the back of the plane. Sweet!
- Mind The Gap
- There's no need to say "excuse me"
- If you go to the Acropolis in Athens, save that ticket. It might come in handy later.
- The water's not that cold once you're in it for a while
- Bread ain't free
- Learning the terms please (parakalo) and thank you (efharisto) and a smile go a long way. And if that fails a pocket full of euros doesn't hurt.
- No amount of sunscreen will prevent Jason from turning into Trock Lobster
- Queue Up
- Just because someone has red eyes and white cracked lips doesn't necessarily mean he/she is a crack addict
- Don't rent a car unless you have a death wish
- Lean forward!!