The Return Of Mechasmack

random lyrics 047

2008-05-10T17:18:09Z

16 years ago, one day, I was walking down the street I was cruising in brooklyn You know what I mean? Something was cooking, But wasn't yet a chicken. There was a man, Selling chicks in a box. He said, 2 for 1, but 3 for 2. I said, thats not bad, Here's money for you. One was magenta, The other was blue. I know my chicken You got to know your chicken I know my chicken You got to know your chicken I know my chicken You got to know your chicken I know my chicken One day, the blue one went away. The other grew up fuckin well. She was noisy every night. I had always chicken-bite. Then I met a lover One night, she made me dinner. Licking finger, I wondered Where she got the chicken. Then I met a lover. One night, she made me dinner. Licking finger, I wondered Where she got the chicken. I know my chicken You got to know your chicken I know my chicken You got to know your chicken I know my chicken You got to know your chicken I know my chicken You got to know your chicken Spare the rod and spoil the chick Before you go and shit a brick. Spare the rod and spoil the chick Before you go and shit a brick Spare the rod and spoil the chick Before you go and shit a brick Spare the rod and spoil the chick Before you go and shit a brick I know my chicken You got to know your chicken I know my chicken You got to know your chicken I know my chicken You got to know your chicken I know my chicken You got to know your chicken She went to college to study anatomy I followed her fathers butchery We got 2 babies. is it cool? One was magenta, the other was blue. I know my chicken You got to know your chicken I know my chicken You got to know your chicken I know my chicken You got to know your chicken I know my chicken You got to know your chicken I know my chicken You got to know your chicken... Cibo Matto - Know Your Chicken

North Faced

2008-05-08T01:04:09Z

So, apparently I missed the day they were handing out free North Face fleeces. I've always noticed that a lot of people own this particular clothing item. But today on the train it seemed like everyone was wearing theirs. I suppose the weather is just about right for a fleece. I suppose I'll have to make do with my inferior Izod fleece.

Thank You Mary J

2008-04-28T02:34:42Z

Thank you Mary J for holding it down for so long. Thank you Mary J for revealing your pain so that others can heal. Thank you Mary J for continuing to grow as an artist. Thank you Mary J for performing with all your heart.

Number 5? Really?

2008-04-25T17:15:36Z

So I dugg up this article this morning and had to say I was surprised: The 5 Best Mass Transit Systems in the World I was surprised to see Chicago in the top 5. Really!!?? Ask anybody who's been riding the L for the past couple of years and I'm sure they'd disagree. Between the construction and poor service, it's been a little rough for commuters. But maybe we've gotten spoiled over the years. I'll admit, the train system in Chi-Town has served me well over the years. And now I just realized that I've been living in the city for almost 10 years now. If you'd asked me ten years ago, I'd have though I'd be in the burbs somewhere with a wife and kids and maybe even a dog. But I digress. So are public transportation systems in other cities that bad that we rank in the top 5? I guess we'll have to see what people say if we get the Olympics in 2016. I'll be telecommuting that summer.

Get That Dirt Off Your Shoulder

2008-04-21T13:08:54Z

Really!!?

2008-04-15T04:48:05Z

What the hell? Is it 1990 again? I would think that even Flavor Flav would be above this mess. Seriously, is there a market for this? Aren't the people involved ashamed of themselves? Can just anybody write a pilot these days?

Let Lou Dobbs Lead The Way

2008-04-01T13:53:02Z

Condoleeza has some interesting words about race a few days ago. It was kinda nice to see her remind people that she is actually black. Maybe all this recent talk about race will actually move people toward having a real dialog about it without fear of the political correctness police. I think that's the only way that we're going to get past it in this country. However, one thing that definitely ticks me off is people who want to ignore the problem or speak as if there is no problem. It's usually someone who has not been affected by racism at all. I don't want to point fingers but they usually fit a certain profile. (Was that racist of me?) Yes, that's right. He did almost say "cotton pickin'"

Mo Vader Blues

2008-03-25T00:18:18Z

Don't Talk Back To Darth Vader

2008-02-24T18:20:37Z

We Shall Overcome... Someday

2008-02-11T03:56:27Z

The Return of Larouche

2008-02-05T20:56:23Z

2 of you might remember my ordeal from a few years ago where I received numerous calls from the Larouche campaign. I haven't gotten a call in a while but my spidey sense sure was tingling today when I looked at the number on my phone. But they left a message this time!! And sure enough, it's someone from the Larouche campaign. Hope all 5 of you voted today. A lot of people are excited about this election. There were even 8 year olds handing out flyers near the school where my polling place is this morning. OK, that's not true, but you get the idea.

Problem No. 004 With The Sarah Connor Chronicles

2008-02-05T17:26:40Z

Season 1, Episode 4: Heavy Metal Blackberry's are not that fragile.

Problem No. 003 With The Sarah Connor Chronicles

2008-02-04T19:22:18Z

This one really should have been number 1. The name!! "Chronicles?" Really? Didn't you guys learn from that Riddick mess a few years ago?

new mix online

2008-02-02T23:15:46Z

I've posted a funky new house mix for all to enjoy. Fans of Purple Monkey Washing Machine should like this one. download

Problem No. 002 With The Sarah Connor Chronicle

2008-01-22T02:34:44Z

OK, now they've jumped 10 years into the future and the body of the terminator that was trying to kill them in 1997 just happened to be laying around in a junkyard? Ok, say you're investigating a bank robbery. 3 people have locked themselves inside the vault. This guy shows up and walks inside and begins to tear the vault door apart. His head gets blown off and it is revealed to be a robot instead of a man. What happens to the robot? It gets thrown into a junkyard. WTF? So now the head and body are reunited. But how did the head make it to 2007 if nothing that isn't alive can't go through the time portal?