The Return Of Mechasmack http://blog.emarcus.com/ en-US Copyright 2010 Fri, 22 Jan 2010 11:58:33 -0600 http://www.sixapart.com/movabletype/ http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss city living: chapter 47 Do not attempt to board this train! Doors are closing! Yeah right, like we're gonna wait for the next train. Now I understand this is the CTA's reaction to the unfortunate incident a few months ago where a baby stroller was dragged along the platform after being caught in the doors. But I feel like this is an overreaction. And because the train operator is the one making the announcement, it comes across like a crotchety old man yelling at you to get off his lawn. The trains barely stop long enough for people to get off and on as it is, do we really need someone barking at us to not even attempt to get on the train that is right in front of you because they're ready to go? Last night, I was riding the train home and sitting near two women who were having a conversation about their workplace. I wasn't eavesdropping, but it's hard to ignore a conversation when the people involved are speaking loudly and perhaps the only ones talking. I don't really remember most of the conversation but one thing that struck me as amusing was when one of the women was talking about a co-worker who was "African-American" she lowered her voice. She didn't say anything disparaging about this person, but I got the impression that she was nervous about saying "African-American" too loudly in front of me, like she was talking about me or something. I feel like we've gotten too sensitive about stuff like this. First of all, I don't even like the term African-American. I know somebody at some point thought it sounded more respectful but it's probably just an insult to Africans. I'm sure many them would not consider Black Americans to be anything like the people of Africa. It's two complete different cultures. Actually more than two, because Africa is not a country, it's a big ass continent. In addition, using the term can lead to confusion. Once, someone in conversation referred to someone she had met from London as African American. I just laughed when she said it and told her that he was not African American. She was confused and stated that he was and I had to remind her than he was English, not American. So from now on people, just say Black. And capitalize that shit when you write it. And maybe even pump your fist in the air when you say it, but not in a Jersey Shore way. :p]]> http://blog.emarcus.com/2010/01/city_living_chapter_47.html http://blog.emarcus.com/2010/01/city_living_chapter_47.html city living Fri, 22 Jan 2010 11:58:33 -0600 Vulcanized
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]]> http://blog.emarcus.com/2009/03/bobbe_j.html http://blog.emarcus.com/2009/03/bobbe_j.html tv Mon, 23 Mar 2009 10:35:03 -0600 city living: chapter 46 Women need to learn to hold the door for people behind them!! I'm not asking for anyone to go out of their way to be nice to me. I'm certainly not asking women to be chivalrous. I'm just asking for a little common courtesy. Maybe it's their parents' fault. When I was a child, my parents taught me that it's polite to notice if someone is entering a door behind you and to hold the door for them. This seems to be an accepted practice here in the United States of America. It's really not that hard to be somewhat aware of your surroundings, especially in public places during your commute to work. You just got off a train with about 50 other people. Maybe one of them is walking about 3 feet behind you and would appreciate not having a door slam in their face. And it's even worse when the person in front of YOU holds the door and you just slide through without even holding it for yourself. Now I know that it's not only women that do this. It's just mostly women. Perhaps it's because men are taught to be gentlemen and ladies sort of expect to have doors held open for them but don't think about holding doors for anyone else. In any case we could all try to be a little more considerate to our neighbors.]]> http://blog.emarcus.com/2009/01/city_living_chapter_46.html http://blog.emarcus.com/2009/01/city_living_chapter_46.html city living Wed, 28 Jan 2009 14:34:01 -0600 MacDum Steve Jobs decided to skip MacWorld yesterday. There's all this talk about his failing health. IMHO, that's his business and people need to respect his privacy. And people need to start getting ready for Apple without Jobs at the helm. Yes, he's become the icon of innovation for the company, but he can't do it forever unless they're working on a Steve Jobs android. So let the bitching continue!! Apple caved in to the record companies' demand for variable pricing for tracks on iTunes. In return we get DRM-free music. Coolz!! But what about all the stuff I already bought from iTunes with DRM on it you ask? Oh, you can get it de-DRM-ed, but it's gonna cost you. 30 cents per track. So they're charging us again for something we already paid for? And if that's not shitty enough, you can't do it for individual songs. It's all or nothing. So that would cost me about $480. Yeah right. http://blog.emarcus.com/2009/01/macdum.html http://blog.emarcus.com/2009/01/macdum.html pooters Wed, 07 Jan 2009 20:20:42 -0600 Do You Know Anything!?!? .cc_box a:hover .cc_home{background:url('http://www.comedycentral.com/comedycentral/video/assets/syndicated-logo-over.png') !important;}.cc_links a{color:#b9b9b9;text-decoration:none;}.cc_show a{color:#707070;text-decoration:none;}.cc_title a{color:#868686;text-decoration:none;}.cc_links a:hover{color:#67bee2;text-decoration:underline;}
]]> http://blog.emarcus.com/2009/01/do_you_know_anything.html http://blog.emarcus.com/2009/01/do_you_know_anything.html politics Wed, 07 Jan 2009 15:26:24 -0600 city living: chapter 45 I have a feeling I'm going to find something to bitch about all week. Today was the first day I rode the train since before Christmas. And in addition to the bright new lights at the stop near me, I got the sticker shock. The price went up by 50 cents. That's an extra $20 a month!! In these hard economic times I need to be saving as much money as I can for beer! http://blog.emarcus.com/2009/01/city_living_chapter_45.html http://blog.emarcus.com/2009/01/city_living_chapter_45.html city living Tue, 06 Jan 2009 18:12:59 -0600 city lving: chapter 44 What the hell is up with all the loading zones on North Avenue near Milwaukee and Damen? One thing I have always enjoyed about the Bucktown / Wicker Park area was the bounty of places to shop and hang out at night. And you could usually find a parking spot within two blocks of the activity. In the past couple of years the entire neighborhood has changed and it's almost become Lincoln Park West. That in itself isn't so bad, but now there's a new pain in the ass - Loading Zones. You used to be able to find a spot on North Ave without searching too much but now it seems a third of strip from Ashland to Damen is loading zones. All these places have valet parking now, which is nice, but they cut out way too many legitimate parking spots to facilitate this. Last night I had to pass up a ton of open spaces because they were loading zones until 10pm. WTF? And after I finally found an open meter, I encountered two women who were confused through no fault of their own as they couldn't figure out if the spot where they parked was legal or not because there were three parking signs that seemed to indicate you couldn't park there anytime but luckily there was a 12 foot length of curb was it was ok. Lucky for them. My car is making noises anyway. Maybe I should just give it up and join the hipsters on their bikes.]]> http://blog.emarcus.com/2009/01/city_lving_chapter_44.html http://blog.emarcus.com/2009/01/city_lving_chapter_44.html city living Mon, 05 Jan 2009 14:37:45 -0600 Bert and Ernie vs M.O.P. ]]> http://blog.emarcus.com/2008/12/bert_and_ernie_vs_mop.html http://blog.emarcus.com/2008/12/bert_and_ernie_vs_mop.html music Thu, 04 Dec 2008 08:18:17 -0600 It's Still Too Close ]]> http://blog.emarcus.com/2008/10/its_still_too_close.html http://blog.emarcus.com/2008/10/its_still_too_close.html politics Fri, 31 Oct 2008 09:48:40 -0600 I Voted This Morning... ]]> http://blog.emarcus.com/2008/10/i_voted_this_morning.html http://blog.emarcus.com/2008/10/i_voted_this_morning.html politics Thu, 23 Oct 2008 14:47:57 -0600 King Kooba is on Fire! KingKooba_TheFunk.jpg KingKooba_TheGroove.jpg KingKooba_TheGroove.jpg KingKooba_TheScore.jpg KingKooba_TheFuture.jpg ]]> http://blog.emarcus.com/2008/10/king_kooba_is_on_fire.html http://blog.emarcus.com/2008/10/king_kooba_is_on_fire.html music Thu, 16 Oct 2008 10:42:34 -0600 Prison Break Snoopy Scofield ]]> http://blog.emarcus.com/2008/09/prison_break.html http://blog.emarcus.com/2008/09/prison_break.html tv Mon, 15 Sep 2008 21:00:43 -0600 random lyrics 050 Oasis - Falling Down]]> http://blog.emarcus.com/2008/09/random_lyrics_050.html http://blog.emarcus.com/2008/09/random_lyrics_050.html music Tue, 02 Sep 2008 06:55:54 -0600 More Blasphemy From Quaid ]]> http://blog.emarcus.com/2008/08/more_blasphemy_from_quaid.html http://blog.emarcus.com/2008/08/more_blasphemy_from_quaid.html show and tell Sun, 24 Aug 2008 07:13:59 -0600